I Fired the Tooth Fairy
I fired the Tooth Fairy. Sorry not sorry.
I am all done moonlighting as an ivory collector.
It was the fifth time the “Tooth Fairy must have been so busy she forgot!” while my husband and I mouthed obscenities to each other over their heads, HOW COULD WE LET THIS HAPPEN AGAIN???! My son sat me down and gently asked, “Mom, are you the Tooth Fairy?”
I just couldn’t handle the pressure anymore. I caved.
“YEEEEEES, I’m SOOO sorry!”
“It’s okay Mom,” he said kindly, “but can I please have the money?”
“Go grab my purse.”...
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I am all done moonlighting as an ivory collector.
It was the fifth time the “Tooth Fairy must have been so busy she forgot!” while my husband and I mouthed obscenities to each other over their heads, HOW COULD WE LET THIS HAPPEN AGAIN???! My son sat me down and gently asked, “Mom, are you the Tooth Fairy?”
I just couldn’t handle the pressure anymore. I caved.
“YEEEEEES, I’m SOOO sorry!”
“It’s okay Mom,” he said kindly, “but can I please have the money?”
“Go grab my purse.”...
CLICK HERE TO READ MORE